My lovely lady lumps...

Join Darth Billy Bob, the Dancing Darths and Skater Vader in their rendition of My Humps.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)


Sorry, I'm too stupid to know how to get a frame grab from the clip. Very funny.

I like walking around set singing in my White Guy voice: My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.


Fergie

Deck Paint

"What does DP stand for?" is a frequent question I'm asked. It stands for Director of Photography. There is the inevitable "double penetration" joke yelled by someone. I just found a whole list of definitions of the acronym DP.

So, now I can say DP stands for Deck Paint.

Other good ones:

Delhi Police
Down Pipe
Dwell Point

I can't say Drip Proof, because I work with a lot of drips.

Going to the Chapel of Love

Bill and Emily sittin' in a tree W-E-D-D-I-N-G. Or something like that. Anyway. Congratulations to the happy couple, all the best. May your health meter always read 100%, may you have many weapons to choose from and plenty of ammo.

Hugs to you both.

UPDATE: Oops, I forgot to post the link to Bill's website, go here.

Birthday Boy

Gets ya hot, don't it?

Ay Papi, es muy caliente.

Jesus puts the P in OS X

Someone had to do it and it was Jesus.

Don't fuck with the Jesus 'cuz he can make Windows XP run on your Intel Mac.

So that makes it Mac OS XP.

Busy

Biz-Ayy

Photos from Wooster St.

I spent a few hours, Monday, hanging around on Wooster Street in SoHo. driving Greg and moto around town. They were stuffing a large boxing glove that was sent from France to be displayed in a storefront window.

March 10 Birthdays

"Famous" people's birthdays. From IMDB (mostly).

Dan Giannattasio (1972)

Jasmine Guy (1964)

Neneh Cherry (1963)

Sharon Stone(I) (1958)

Osama bin Laden (1957)

Shannon Tweed (1957)

Oscar winner, Paul Haggis (1953)

Tom Scholz (1947)

Chuck Norris (1940)
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits...

David Rabe (1940)

Ok, that's it, I'm tired and I'm going to bed.

Busy

Sorry, kids, been busy.

It was so hot today that everything started to bloom!


Actually, this is the flower district a couple of months ago.



Maybe I will keep Scarlett. She did promise to wear high heels whenever she comes over.

Natalie, Eva, Scarlett, they're all so yummy! I don't just have room in my house for them, I have room in my heart.

Badass Bitch

I love Natalie Portman. I think I love her more 'cuz she's one baaadddaaaaass bitch!

UPDATE: The video has been removed. I'll try and find another site that has it.




I just wish she'd grow her hair long again. Hmmm, Natalie P., or Eva G. I'll take both!

I'm gonna have to cut Scarlett loose. I mean she's great an' all, but the magic is gone. I'll have to break it to her gently.