Hey it ain't unusual!

Tom Jones, singer and man who quickens many a woman's pulse is now Sir Tom. That's what's new, pussycat.

You and your pussycat nose.

Friendster spam

I have been on Friendster for over a year and the only letter I get telling me I'm hott is spam. Thanks Friendster. I reported the person. The profile is for a twenty-three year chick named "Laura". The only problem is that the link in her message is a webcam page for "Ann". Idiots. There isn't even a pic on the Friendster

Needless to say, I'm crushed that the only people that think I'm hott are Ukranian spammers.

Finally saw:

So, I finally saw Garden State, on cable, while visiting my folks for Christmas. All I have to say is that there's no one I'd rather "bury the hamster" with than Natalie Portman.

This joke would have been funnier last year, when the film first came out.

What do you get your Reality TV crew for Christmas?

I'll be expounding on this later, but yeah, you gotta tip your reality TV camera and sound people. More so, you want to tip the post production people,so they leave in all of your explanations for why you're such a shit.

Gotta run, going to a meeting at the Mayor's Office of Film and Tele.

That went well. I'm back. So I've sent out a note to a friend who DP's a reality Tv show and I'm curious to hear what he says.

I was in the shower the other day when , like a bolt of lightning, the idea popped into my head: "What do you get your reality TV crew for Christmas"?

Probably have a nice meal for the crew. Don't orget to invite the editor.