WorldCom

WorldCom execs to pay out of their own pockets. Good. They should strip these bastards of everything they own, money, property, assets, EVERYTHING. These people have perpetrated fraud against their own employees and their investors, so they should loose everything and be left penniless on the street. Their families should be made to suffer too, down to taking the money that their children and have distribute everything to the 20,000 employees until there is nothing left. Everything taken, and the offending families must be made to participate in the distribution of their wealth and property, so that they may feel the wrath of the people who were wronged. At the end they should have nothing except the clothes on their backs.

Let them feel the sting of Dubyanomics and get some faith based help. Bernie Ebbers will be on his knees in the bus station men's room trying to get bus fare. Oh wait, he'd trick his wife and daughter into that.

Sober on St. Patty's

So, it's 4PM on Saint Patrick's Day and I'm stone cold sober. I think I'm going to have to go to the Korean 24 hour bodega and get a six of Colt 45 tallboys. Heineken is okay, but here in NYC, it's $10 for six 12 Oz bottles. Colt 45 Malt Liquor, on the other hand, is $8 per 16 Oz can. BARGAIN! As long as I drink it really, really icey cold and quickly, it's not so bad.

I was going to go to the St. Patricks Parade in Manhattan, but ended up sleeping in, instead. I finally fell asleep last night around 5am. Not sure if it was the decaf coffee, bad date, or all the things I'm supposed to be doing, but not, that kept me awake.

After I finish doing a couple of the things I'm supposed to be doing, I'll head over top the store for some bad malt liquor.

Guess I better put some pants on, it's cold!

Star Wars III

Saw the trailer for the new Star Wars. It looks interesting, if you like cartoons. Anakin does less whining this time and Natalie Portman looks as lovely as ever. I'll go and see it just like everyone else. Hope springs eternal from the human breast.

Super powers in LA-LA Land

Reading Rolling Stone and they're doing a little Q&A with Brad Bird, the Oscar winning writer and director of The Incrdibles.

RS: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

BB: To have instant financial backing for movies. I would like to make backing materialize at my every wish.

That's brilliant! I wish I had thought of that.

What superpower would you like to have.

fun

Just for grins and kind of to bust on Tricia. I'm using this blog template.

Hi Tricia!

"Wedgie" added to Webster's Dictionary

The word "wedgie" , that painful feeling in your groin, is now officially part of the lexicon. Websters page here.

You can now add a Webster's Dictionary toolbar to your Firefox browser, FREE!

ebay Silliness

I'm totally addicted to ebay. I have gotten some really great deals on camera and lighting gear, it's great. I also have way too much stuff, so I have to start selling again. I got rid of a bunch of old gear that I don't use or was not worth repairing. I have way too much other non photo stuff, so it's time to start getting rid of it and simplify my life.

From time to time I'll go and look for wierd shit on ebay. I found this and find it highly amusing. I am not an animal, I am a snack food!

And the Winner IS...

Thank you to all who particiapted, all four of you, in this very exciting and historical event.

The winner for my "Name This Blog Contest" IS...

The Spiffy Satanist!

The Cloven-Footed Clothes Horse

The Winner of a bunch of pocky an' shit!

Ladies and Gentlemen! That Diabolical Dandy, Matty The Greek!

Congratulations, Matt and thank you for naming my blog. Thanks to Bill, who earned Second Place with "Mark It!"

Matt was the first one to respond and gosh, he was right. Cheers, mate! Thanks also to DanZ and Ntodd, both of who tied with most sentimental title: "How's yer mom". Hugs and kisses, mwa, mwa, mwa!