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Pink is great. Smart will always be sexy.Stupid Girls

God loves me because after spending a bunch of time on iFilm, I thought, "y'know I would really love to see "Metallica Drummer". I clicked on a page and there he was in the Viral Video Quickplayer, my favorite air drummer. I salute you, my brother. Reaching for my Vic Firth sticks, right now...

Thanks, God.


Last week, DanZ and I were trading Apocalypse Now quotes on Candleblog and then I found Apocalypse Pooh. Pure f-ing genius. Click on the play button in the frame above.

The hunny.

The hunny.

My lovely lady lumps...

Join Darth Billy Bob, the Dancing Darths and Skater Vader in their rendition of My Humps.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)


Sorry, I'm too stupid to know how to get a frame grab from the clip. Very funny.

I like walking around set singing in my White Guy voice: My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.


Fergie

Deck Paint

"What does DP stand for?" is a frequent question I'm asked. It stands for Director of Photography. There is the inevitable "double penetration" joke yelled by someone. I just found a whole list of definitions of the acronym DP.

So, now I can say DP stands for Deck Paint.

Other good ones:

Delhi Police
Down Pipe
Dwell Point

I can't say Drip Proof, because I work with a lot of drips.

Going to the Chapel of Love

Bill and Emily sittin' in a tree W-E-D-D-I-N-G. Or something like that. Anyway. Congratulations to the happy couple, all the best. May your health meter always read 100%, may you have many weapons to choose from and plenty of ammo.

Hugs to you both.

UPDATE: Oops, I forgot to post the link to Bill's website, go here.